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Made to order, ships within the US

# Pebble Investor Retirement Gift

The worst thank-you retirement gift, beautifully boxed.

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What it is

## Pebble Retirement Gift

Because a retirement plan deserves more than a rock — and yet here we are. One hand-picked, entirely ordinary pebble arrives in a presentation box with a Certificate of Financial Confusion, a small pouch, and a card that congratulates the recipient on investing in absolutely nothing. 

It is a joke gift made properly: heavy box, printed certificate, real pebble. Each one is assembled after you order, with the recipient's name on the certificate if you add it. The pebble will remain equally unremarkable no matter how long it is held. 

### What you get

-   One authentic ordinary pebble, unpolished 
-   Certificate of Financial Confusion, printed and signed 
-   Pouch, presentation box and gift card 
-   Packing and postage inside the United States 

### Delivery

Made to order and shipped within 7–10 business days, to United States addresses only.

Made to order. We print, pack and post each one by hand, usually shipping within 7–10 business days of your order.

Merch is a sale of goods from Rambling Media LLC, not a donation. It is not tax-deductible and does not include a stay, credit, discount or any ownership interest in the property. Digital items are licensed for personal use. Physical items are made to order and ship to United States addresses only.

Pebble Retirement Gift

$35USD, one-time 

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You'll enter the delivery name, address and phone number on the next screen. Made to order and posted by hand within 7–10 business days, to United States addresses only.

Buy for $35

Merch is a sale of goods from Rambling Media LLC, not a donation. It is not tax-deductible and does not include a stay, credit, discount or any ownership interest in the property. Digital items are licensed for personal use. Physical items are made to order and ship to United States addresses only.

Payment is handled by Stripe. We never see or store your card details.

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