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Made to order, ships within the US

Horrible Boss Bag of Dirt

A bag of dirt for a dirtbag.

Burlap sack printed 'A bag of dirt for a dirtbag' beside a bag of soil on a cabin windowsill

What it is

Bag of Dirt

Some lessons are best delivered in soil. We pack a burlap sack of honest mountain dirt, add a card with your message, and mail it wherever you tell us to send it.

Nothing sits in a warehouse: each sack is filled, printed and packed once you order. You add the delivery name, address and phone on the secure payment screen, and your note here. Keep it clean enough for a mail carrier to handle — we read every note before it goes out and refund anything we are not willing to send.

What you get

  • One burlap sack of Chalet Bruin dirt
  • A printed card carrying your note
  • Packing and postage inside the United States

Delivery

Made to order and shipped within 7–10 business days, to United States addresses only.

Made to order. We print, pack and post each one by hand, usually shipping within 7–10 business days of your order.

Merch is a sale of goods from Rambling Media LLC, not a donation. It is not tax-deductible and does not include a stay, credit, discount or any ownership interest in the property. Digital items are licensed for personal use. Physical items are made to order and ship to United States addresses only.

Bag of Dirt

$20USD, one-time

You'll enter the delivery name, address and phone number on the next screen. Made to order and posted by hand within 7–10 business days, to United States addresses only.

Merch is a sale of goods from Rambling Media LLC, not a donation. It is not tax-deductible and does not include a stay, credit, discount or any ownership interest in the property. Digital items are licensed for personal use. Physical items are made to order and ship to United States addresses only.

Payment is handled by Stripe. We never see or store your card details.

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