Chalet Bruin merch

Gifts for people who need a holiday

Five small, mostly ridiculous things that help pay for the pool, the sauna and the sports court up at Chalet Bruin. Two are downloads. Two arrive in the mail. One is a browser extension we are still building.

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Keep the stoke alive with questionable gifts

Three downloads for your desk, two made-to-order boxes for someone who has it coming. Every dollar goes straight into the next round of work at the chalet.

Warm-lit A-frame cabin among snowy pines at dusk, used as a desktop wallpaper

Instant download

Vacation OS Loading Screen

Help your computer help you get through hump day.

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Illustration of a brown bear in pink sunglasses riding a pink snowboard

Instant download

Adopt Bruce

Add stoke to your daily computer work.

$10

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Vacation Mode poster: a laptop showing a mountain lake browser tab beside a bear in pink sunglasses

Instant download

Vacation Mode Extension

A browser extension full of stoke.

$15

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Made to order, ships in the US

Bag of Dirt

A bag of dirt for a dirtbag.

$20

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Black presentation box holding a grey pebble and a velvet pouch, with a printed certificate alongside

Made to order, ships in the US

Pebble Retirement Gift

The worst thank-you retirement gift, beautifully boxed.

$35

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Merch is a sale of goods from Rambling Media LLC, not a donation. It is not tax-deductible and does not include a stay, credit, discount or any ownership interest in the property. Digital items are licensed for personal use. Physical items are made to order and ship to United States addresses only.