Made to order, ships within the US
Pebble Investor Retirement Gift
The worst thank-you retirement gift, beautifully boxed.
What it is
Pebble Retirement Gift
Because a retirement plan deserves more than a rock — and yet here we are. One hand-picked, entirely ordinary pebble arrives in a presentation box with a Certificate of Financial Confusion, a small pouch, and a card that congratulates the recipient on investing in absolutely nothing.
It is a joke gift made properly: heavy box, printed certificate, real pebble. Each one is assembled after you order, with the recipient's name on the certificate if you add it. The pebble will remain equally unremarkable no matter how long it is held.
What you get
- One authentic ordinary pebble, unpolished
- Certificate of Financial Confusion, printed and signed
- Pouch, presentation box and gift card
- Packing and postage inside the United States
Delivery
Made to order and shipped within 7–10 business days, to United States addresses only.
Made to order. We print, pack and post each one by hand, usually shipping within 7–10 business days of your order.
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